USS Penumbra Sim Narrative, SD 202105.14
BONUS! Pre-Sim Shenanigans:
Ordinarily, we do not include our pre-sim chatting in our Narratives, but this week's shenanigans were good enough I felt they needed to be shared! Keep in mind the "location" will be a bit inconsistent with where characters were during the ordinary sim, but these shenanigans aren't part of the overall story anyway, so accommodations are made for that.
. Ens. Al Thums woke up in Sickbay and looked around. "Is this Sickbay? Why am I in Sickbay ... again?"
. Cmdr. Relok glanced over at the confused Ensign and remarked, "Sorry, Ensign, there seems to have been an incident ... again."
. Cpl. Homer Kyle spoke up in his country Carolina twang, "Gawl-ly, Mr. Thums, but y'all sho-nuff has some bad luck!"
. LtJG Jackson Carshel commented, "I believe, logically, that it sums up to the simple conclusion of clumsiness, Relok and Homer."
. Miss Misty Mane added, "I can agree to that, just without all the fancy big words. He's simply a klutz!"
. LtCmdr. Tabeshk Tibris said, "Well I can be pretty clumsy too, so the clumsiness does make sense, in my opinion."
. The Commodore wandered in and called out, "Evening, folks!"
. Relok nodded, "Good evening, Commodore."
. Homer grinned, "Howdy, y'all!"
. Thums smiled weakly and said, "Bienvenue!"
. Tabby glanced around. "What the hell did he just say?"
. Carshel shrugged, "Honestly, I have no idea."
. Misty looked confused, "Uhhh ...."
. Thums explained, "It is just the way the French ... and the Cajuns' ... say 'Good to see you!'"
. Carshel commented, "I don't know much French, Thums, but I have been told that my father was half French and half Latino. Latino as in Spanish, not Latin."
. Zak gave a slight nod and said, "Mr. Thums, if it's all right with you, can you keep the French to a minimum?"